every gay man currently learning to play Soldier 76 so they can main him for the culture

im a simple gal. people raise their voices at me, i cry for an hour

Someone: “What’s wrong?”

Me:

reasons i want to be rich

• to randomly fill up people’s entire gofundme’s
  
• to be able to tip a thousand dollars to a stressed server at a restaurant
  
• to give really good gifts for birthdays that arent just gift cards
• to be able to actually afford my real sense of style
• to pay my mom’s bills and debts

reasons i dont want to be rich

• to hoard the entire fucking planet’s resources and kill off the world’s population slowly